Breaking Free from Radiohead Addiction

The world's leading rehabilitation center for those suffering from chronic Radiohead listening and the resultant maidenless existence.

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About Our Center

Established in 2008, at the peak of the "In Rainbows" crisis

The Radiohead Recovery Center (RRC) is the world's premier institution dedicated to helping individuals overcome their addiction to Radiohead's music and the consequent lifestyle complications.

Our groundbreaking Active Radiohead Listener (ARL) cure has helped thousands reclaim their lives, emerge from their isolated existences, and rejoin society as productive members free from the haunting melodies of Thom Yorke.

97%

Success Rate

15,000+

Patients Recovered

12

International Awards

Our recovery facility

Signs You May Be Suffering

Obsessive Listening

Playing "OK Computer" or "Kid A" more than once per week indicates a developing dependency.

Social Withdrawal

Preferring to discuss Radiohead's discography rather than engaging in normal conversation.

Maidenless Existence

The inability to form romantic connections due to alienating potential partners with Radiohead references.

Merchandise Hoarding

Owning more than two Radiohead t-shirts or having purchased limited edition vinyl releases.

Lyrical Fixation

Constantly referencing Thom Yorke's lyrics as if they contain profound philosophical insights.

Musical Elitism

Looking down on others who enjoy mainstream music while insisting on Radiohead's superiority.

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Are you or a loved one suffering from Radiohead addiction? Our clinical assessment can help determine the severity of the condition.

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Our ARL Cure Treatment Protocol

Our revolutionary Active Radiohead Listener (ARL) cure uses a combination of evidence-based techniques to break the cycle of addiction:

01

Immersion Therapy

Patients are exposed to Radiohead songs while simultaneously viewing carefully curated imagery that creates cognitive dissonance, breaking the positive association.

02

Auditory Reconditioning

Carefully selected sound therapy overwhelms the senses, creating new neural pathways that associate Radiohead's music with discomfort rather than pleasure.

03

Musical Reintroduction

Patients are gradually introduced to healthier musical alternatives that provide similar emotional responses without the addictive qualities.

04

Social Rehabilitation

Group therapy sessions where recovered patients share strategies for building healthy relationships and discovering new interests beyond obsessing over Radiohead.

Experience Our Treatment

Click below to experience a demonstration of our groundbreaking immersion therapy.

ACTIVE TREATMENT IN PROGRESS

This is a demonstration of our immersion therapy technique. Remember, full recovery requires a complete treatment program.

Success Stories

"I was listening to 'Creep' on repeat for years. Now I can't even remember the lyrics. Thank you, RRC!"
James, 34

James, 34

Recovered since 2021

"After 15 years of Radiohead addiction, I'm finally in a healthy relationship. My partner doesn't even know who Jonny Greenwood is!"
Sarah, 29

Sarah, 29

Recovered since 2020

"I used to spend hours analyzing Thom Yorke's lyrics. Now I listen to birds chirping and smile. Life is beautiful again."
Michael, 41

Michael, 41

Recovered since 2019

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Contact Information

1234 Recovery Road, Therapy District
Wellness City, WC 98765

+1 (800) QUIT-RADIOHEAD

recovery@radioheadcure.com

24/7 Emergency Hotline

For those experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms after hearing "Paranoid Android" in public.

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